wanna piss me off?

Try these lines. They work best in a bar or some social event:

1. "Carlos!" - if you know me, you'd know exactly why


2. "so how come you're still single?" - like I really OWE you an explanation for that!


3. "I LOVE asians!" - how the hell do you expect me to respond to that?


4. "excuse me, Ma'am..." - WTF? Even if I did look like a chick to you, I'm definitely more "miss" than "ma'am!"


5. "say something in your native tongue" - how about I say it with my native finger?


6. "what kind of asian are you?!?" - seriously... you can do better than that!


7. "you mean 'Carlos' & 'Carlo' are not the same?!?" - somebody hold my gold!!!